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Nov 1st, 2025, 05:29 PM
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Inspired by the comment in this post about what Sonic might say as a voice companion for the Waze GPS app. I wondered what other characters could potentially say if they were voicing a GPS system and thought it could make for a fun thread. 
Elden Ring Narrator Wrote:A left, ye tarnished!
This one is more inspired by the tutorial in Tomb Raider 1 where Lara directly speaks to you on how to move her about, but instead for if she was guiding you on how to handle the car.
Lara Croft Wrote:To accelerate, press down gently on the acceleration pedal until you get to speed.
In one mile, make a right by turning the steering wheel in the same direction.
Press and hold the brake pedal to stop at the light.
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Nov 1st, 2025, 05:29 PM
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Phoggies!
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Inspired by the comment in this post about what Sonic might say as a voice companion for the Waze GPS app. I wondered what other characters could potentially say if they were voicing a GPS system and thought it could make for a fun thread.
Elden Ring Narrator Wrote:A left, ye tarnished!
This one is more inspired by the tutorial in Tomb Raider 1 where Lara directly speaks to you on how to move her about, but instead for if she was guiding you on how to handle the car.
Lara Croft Wrote:To accelerate, press down gently on the acceleration pedal until you get to speed.
In one mile, make a right by turning the steering wheel in the same direction.
Press and hold the brake pedal to stop at the light.
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Feb 13th, 2026, 11:35 AM
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GLaDOS Wrote:Please proceed directly to the left, as the facilities to the right are not part of this test.
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Feb 13th, 2026, 11:35 AM
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GLaDOS Wrote:Please proceed directly to the left, as the facilities to the right are not part of this test.
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Mar 1st, 2026, 02:44 AM
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Ash Ketchum could be potentially infuriating if he treated you like a Pokémon receiving commands:
Ash Ketchum Wrote:Driver, take a left at the next intersection!
Driver, use U-turn to go back towards the target!
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Mar 1st, 2026, 02:44 AM
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Phoggies!
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Ash Ketchum could be potentially infuriating if he treated you like a Pokémon receiving commands:
Ash Ketchum Wrote:Driver, take a left at the next intersection!
Driver, use U-turn to go back towards the target!
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